Tuesday, July 30, 2002
I have been in training for my big race with the Crab and Turtle. Stupid Human tricks.. What, am I here to amuse you?. That said, I won. Made them wait a bit. Don't like to get to dirty ya know.. You may have poisoned my brother, but this bad boy lives on. Have you heard about my friends that grow even larger and pack together to attack humand.. You see where this is going.. Bwahahhahhahhahhah
Wednesday, July 24, 2002
Poison Me? You IDIOTS. You Stupid Mother Fuq'rs. Where did you learn your trade? Who is your daddy and what does he do? This genocidal shit don't work with the Fishy.. When Snake Fish gets mad, people get eaten, and I am a whole city load pissed off. Gayle Norton.. You are next.. Ala mode. You seem to deserve a little flaky crust. Stupid Glendening, sauteed with some sesame oil and tossed with some greens. You can taunt me, but you can't kill me. Snake Fish will have his revenge!!! BWahhahhahhhahhahhhaaaaa. Even your "Crocodile Hunter" is no match for this fish.. bwahhahhahhahhahh. hah.. Bwah.
Monday, July 22, 2002
Back from a little trip visiting my fishy cousins in NY for some more evolutionary tips.. Stowed away in this bloggers bags, pretty cool chick, too bad i'll have to eat her sometime.. Snakefish ate a lot of stupid people in NY, sky gazing tourists did not know what hit them. I'm back for more.. you watch out. Got a job driving a Metro bus.. gonna retrofit it to be a "meals on wheels" bus for the snakey.. Mesquite grilled...Perhaps on a roll with chili and cheese.. Glad to be back friends..
Tuesday, July 16, 2002
Killed me with a bike eh? That was just one of my many minions.. Think I would be that haphazard? Think you can get me do ya? A mere human wielding a bicycle is no match for the Snake Fish.. You will not make Fishwhich out of me.. I am going to hold NOVA in my scaly and quite well constructed fins. Humans 1, Snake Fish 8.... get it.. bwahahahhahhahhahhah
well friends, potential entrees, etc. Snakefish has been busy. It takes a lot of time and energy to eat as much as I do. Truth be told I was scouting out a little BBQ somewhere near Crystal City (after eating my way through the pentagon) to survey my next prey. You know who you are. Think you are safe.. Snake Fish can not only blog, now snake fish is gainfully employed.. Watch out. I have recipies. Think your gonna cook me? Think you can just trounce over to chinatown and buy me live for nine dollars? I think not. I have spent this time perfecting my french cooking skills and learing the culinary arts.. VA watch out.. I'm back and I'm hungry. Bwahhahhahhahhahhahha
Friday, July 12, 2002
So you have heard my tale. Fuq'r wanted to cook me for soup.. I sure showed him.. 12 goldfish a day is nothing.. I worked my way up to frogs, then the occasional beaver.. Man I am voracious just thinking about it.. Here fishy fishy fishy... Best not have any pond-side BBQ's my little friends.. Nothing like smoked meat.. Bwahhahahhahhahha.
Thursday, July 11, 2002
Some of you think you are funny..Think that a walking fish is a joke, some sort of freak of nature you say.. I hear your laughs.. I see your repressed chortles.. I am an Evolutionary MOFO!!!! Just you wait and see, the last laugh will be from me! I have plans I tell ya.. Plans.. Ever hear of a flying fish? Well stick this in your yeah.. Flying blogging, human eating fish with opposable thumbs!!!! Bwahhhhahahahhahha.
Blogger is trying to make snakefish angry... You know what happens when snakefish gets angry.. Things get eaten.. Watch out Pyra.. You're next.. Snakefish very hungry.. and thirsty too, been out of water for a day now...
Wednesday, July 10, 2002
I am gonna get you.. You betcha.. Thought I was just a fish.. I'll show you Fuq'rs. I walk damn it.. Eat an entire pond chock full of Filet O' Fish too. You watch me. It was just a matter of time before my fins evolved into opposable thumbs and I created a blog. Watch Out Maryland.. Snakefish is hungry...